(via c0ntact-lenses)Source: ohthisinsanity
janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!
edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!
WHY IS THIS PERSON A JANITOR
^ huh? why is it not OKAY for you that this person IS a janitor? hmmm?
…No! Judge NOT. Keep an open mind, you must.
^^ Dear, I think what they meant is this person deserves a career in art industry and not hospitality..
They aren’t being judgmental!
(via fullyarnalchemist)Source: thedavesofourlives
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
(via the-banana-paradox)Source: pulpofiction